BEING IN STATE

Damn, I got the cockblocking of my life last saturday! I had lunch with L and the conversation was very stale mainly due to my lack of positive energy. Since I'm the guy, I should be the one leading the course of interaction and I failed to acomplish that. Suddenly, H came out of nowhere and the energy that he brought with him was immediately felt by myself and L as he came over to give her a hug. In front of me! This guy deliberately gave her a hug in front of me to let me know that he has arrived and about to take over. Balls move buddy. H brought up a topic riddled with sexual connotations that they have previously talked about. He started making these noises that people make when they're doing it and needless to say, it worked in terms of getting L worked up, no pun intended. She quickly blushed and I had no choice but to adopt his little show by informing L that her face is as red as her grandfather's tomatoes. She then abruptly ran to the washroom to cool off and avoid further embarrassment. This, without a doubt was H's show and I give him props not for executing a well-choreographed story that did major damage (I personally found it rather mediocre) but for being IN STATE. A gun is rendered useless without bullets. I possess the gun. What I need is the ammo.